Cheri's Hypertext Monster

09 Jul 2021

Black Widow 🕷

I enjoyed Black Widow! Typical Marvelesque plot-flaws aside, we finally got Natasha’s story, and it rang true. ❤️ That’s all I wanted.

Minus one star for unnecessary ass shots. Johansson is gorgeous, but I don’t need the camera shoved up in there during dramatic scenes. Save it for the fight scenes and the hallway walks!

Black Widow: (emotional moment)

Director: This scene could use more ass.

Assistant: But…

Director: YES! More butt! Jam the lens in there!

There are worse things to look at, but still. Show some damn restraint. 😂